I am happy to welcome Darcia Helle to Melissa's Eclectic Bookshelf today!!
What are the most important attributes to remaining sane as a
writer?
It’s not possible to remain sane,
particularly if you are an indie author. Here’s why:
You have to write in your “spare” time. This means
you stop watching television, spending time with family, and sleeping.
(Incidentally, the psychotic episodes caused by sleep deprivation are excellent
inspiration for writing suspense and thrillers.)
In your other spare time (otherwise used for eating,
showering, doing laundry and, in some cases, breathing), you have to learn how
to promote your books without offending and/or irritating everyone around you. During
this process, you will scour the Internet for ideas, waste money on ads that
don’t work, and be told you cannot market your books in certain places because
you are “indie” and therefore not a “real” author. Readers will ridicule and
often harass you for promoting your work, even while you’re giving it away
free.
Yet, at the same time, these readers will happily download and read the free book they have just berated you for promoting.
Yet, at the same time, these readers will happily download and read the free book they have just berated you for promoting.
You must possess an ego capable of enduring constant
beatings. People who hate you will inevitably yell louder than those who love
you.
You have to be Internet savvy, able to understand
and implement the various formatting requirements for print and ebooks. Be
aware that each ereader has its own unique formatting requirements, meaning you
will need to format every book multiple times. A law degree is helpful for
deciphering the endless pages of contracts for each endeavor. An accounting
degree is necessary in the event you actually make money and need to claim
income and expenses on your taxes.
Let’s not forget that, throughout all this, you are
walking around with a batch of characters competing for attention in your head.
They will insist you get out of bed at 2 a.m. to write a scene. They will
refuse to bend to your will, causing you to rewrite the first six chapters to
better fit their motives. Inspiration will strike in the midst of a
conversation and your friends might not understand your sudden need for paper
and pen. You will have more ideas than time, a drawer full of unfinished
projects, a desk lined with sticky notes, and a stupid smile on your face
because you love what you do.
This all proves that indie authors must be insane.
~~Darcia Helle
~~Darcia Helle
The Book:
Joe Cavelli is a private investigator, living an ordinary life. Then one day he walks across a parking lot, gets yelled at by a ghost, and his life only gets stranger from there.
Max and Joe team up to find Max's killer. In the process, they form an unlikely friendship and change each other's lives in ways they never expected.
The Author:
QuietFury Books is my website. I designed and constructed it myself, which was an interesting adventure for someone who knew only basic HTML at the onset. I have included excerpts and information on my my novels. You’ll find free downloads, contests, book trailers and random bits of writing. I also added a few pages unrelated to my writing. Hopefully they will provide entertainment and a few smiles.
I’d love to hear from you! You can contact me at Darcia@quietfurybooks.com.


I had to laugh!! What a great guest post!
ReplyDeleteI know it! So funny!!
DeleteMelissa, thanks for hosting me today!
ReplyDeleteLaurie, I'm glad I got you chuckling! Thanks for reading. :)
So glad to have you...your post was hysterical!!
DeleteSanity? In writers? Not gonna happen! I loved the interview. Very cute. And the book sounds interesting. It’s hard to find books where the boy/girl love interest plot isn’t large and in your face. I like male/male friendship stories. (My favorite book in 2011 was male/male friendship.)
ReplyDeletePatricia @ Lady with Books
Patricia, you are so right that sanity is not gonna happen!
ReplyDeleteI agree about the romance thing often playing too large of a roll. That and excessive gore. Often those things are relied on too heavily to move the story along.
FANTASTIC POST....best of luck and the book synopsis has me intrigued.
ReplyDeleteI loved this post!
ReplyDeleteThanks Kimba and Yvonne!
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